Hilarious Monday quotes funny

 Hilarious Monday quotes funny that will change your mood

Hilarious Monday quotes funny that will help to bring a beautiful smile to your face. Monday is often seen as the least favorite day of the week, as it marks the start of a new work week and the end of the weekend. Here are some humorous quotes about Monday to help you get through the day:

Here is the collection of Hilarious Monday quotes funny that will help to bring a beautiful smile to your beautiful face. Don’t forget to share these hilarious Monday quotes with your friends and families. Also, you can share them on your social media timelines.

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Funny Monday quotes and images

Here is a collection of funny Monday quotes and Pictures that help to celebrate Monday with your friends and families. Also, you can share them on social media timelines.

"I can't believe it's Monday again. I thought I just finished a full week of work yesterday."

"Monday is not a day of the week, it's a state of mind."

"I'm pretty sure Monday is the root of all evil."

"Why does Monday always come before Tuesday?"

"Monday mornings are the blender in which I mix equal parts coffee and dread for the day ahead."

"I think we should make 'Hate Mondays' a national holiday."

"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the rest of the week's days, multiply the need for coffee, and divide the amount of work to be done."

"It's Monday. Time to unleash the inner grump and complain about everything that's wrong with the world."

"I'm pretty sure Monday should be declared a national holiday. It's the only day of the week I'm willing to work on."

"Monday is the perfect day to start a new, healthy habit. Like buying yourself a giant chocolate cake to eat on the couch while watching Netflix."

Monday Funny Quotes

Here are some more funny quotes about Monday:

1. "Monday mornings are the blender in which I mix equal parts coffee and anxiety for the day ahead."
2. "Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has passed and there are only a few more days until the next one."
3. "Monday is the start of another chance to make the same mistakes you made last week."
4. "I'm pretty sure Monday was created by someone who hated humanity."
5. "Monday is the day I dread the most. It's like the universe is saying, 'Hey, remember all those goals you set last week? Time to give up on them already.'"
6. "Monday is like a trial separation from the weekend. It's always hard to get back together again."
7. "Monday is the start of another week of pretending to be motivated and productive."
8. "Monday is the day when I realized I should have stayed in bed."
9. "I'm pretty sure Monday is a conspiracy created by coffee companies to sell more caffeine."
10. "Monday is the day when I have to stop pretending that I like people and start pretending that I like my job."

Funny Monday Quotes

Here are some more humorous quotes about Monday:

1. "Monday is the day I wish it was still Sunday."
2. "Monday is the day I regret not having a time machine."
3. "Monday is like a fresh start. A chance to procrastinate on a new set of tasks."
4. "Monday is the day when I realize that I have to be a functioning adult for the next six days."
5. "Monday is the day when I start my weekly diet of caffeine and denial."
6. "Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I'm a morning person."
7. "Monday is the day when I remember all the things I forgot to do over the weekend."
8. "Monday is the day when I wish I could press the snooze button on life."
9. "Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that this is the week I'll actually stick to my resolutions."
10. "Monday is the day when I start my weekly countdown to Friday."

Monday funny quotes for work

Here are some funny quotes about Monday and work:

1. "Monday is the day when I wish I had a job where I could wear pajamas to work."
2. "Monday is the day when I try to remember all the passwords I forgot over the weekend."
3. "Monday is the day when I have to face the fact that I'm not as productive as I thought I was."
4. "Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that the office is my second home and my coworkers are my new family."
5. "Monday is the day when I try to make up for all the mistakes I made last week."
6. "Monday is the day when I start my weekly countdown to the next weekend."
7. "Monday is the day when I try to remind myself that the weekend was worth all the lost sleep."
8. "Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I'm not really at work, I'm just having a really long and boring dream."
9. "Monday is the day when I try to remember all the things I said I would do on Sunday and didn't do."
10. "Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that this week will be better than last week. Spoiler alert: it won't be."

Good morning Monday funny quotes

Here are some humorous quotes about Monday to kick off your week:

1. "Good morning, Monday. You're still my least favorite day of the week."
2. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're starting the week off with your usual shenanigans."
3. "Good morning, Monday. I see you brought all your problems with you again."
4. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're still trying to kill me."
5. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're still trying to ruin my life."
6. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're still trying to ruin my day."
7. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're still trying to ruin my week."
8. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're still trying to ruin my life one day at a time."
9. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're starting the week off with your usual cheerfulness."
10. "Good morning, Monday. I see you're starting the week off with your usual grace and elegance."

Cyber Monday funny quotes

Here are some humorous quotes about Cyber Monday:

1. "Cyber Monday is like Christmas for procrastinators and shopaholics."
2. "Cyber Monday is the only day of the year when it's completely acceptable to spend all your money online."
3. "Cyber Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I really need all the things I'm buying online."
4. "Cyber Monday is like a buffet for my shopping addiction."
5. "Cyber Monday is the day when I tell myself that I'm saving money because I'm shopping online."
6. "Cyber Monday is like a marathon for my credit card."
7. "Cyber Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I'm being responsible by shopping online instead of in stores."
8. "Cyber Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I'm being productive by getting all my holiday shopping done at once."
9. "Cyber Monday is the day when I try to pretend that I'm not a shopaholic and that I'm just taking advantage of good deals."
10. "Cyber Monday is the day when I try to convince myself that I don't have a problem and that I can stop shopping anytime I want."

Happy Monday funny quotes

Here are some humorous quotes about Monday to help you start your week off with a smile:

1. "Happy Monday! Time to face the week with a smile and a strong coffee."
2. "Happy Monday! Time to put on a brave face and tackle the week head-on."
3. "Happy Monday! Time to start a new week of pretending to be motivated and productive."
4. "Happy Monday! Time to embrace the chaos and embrace the grind."
5. "Happy Monday! Time to give up on all your goals and just survive the week."
6. "Happy Monday! Time to face the week with determination and a gallon of coffee."
7. "Happy Monday! Time to put on your adult pants and tackle the day."
8. "Happy Monday! Time to start the week off with a positive attitude and a whole lot of caffeine."
9. "Happy Monday! Time to embrace the struggle and power through the week."
10. "Happy Monday! Time to start the week off with a smile and a hopeful attitude."